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HYPNOTOAD / Hypnotoad

Correlation matrix · volume histogram · parallel coords

Docs
Sharpe
4.40
Sortino
1.67
Max DD
92%
Win rate
68%
Vol 30d
9.7%
Tax
1%
Volume histogram
Factor correlation matrix
Allocation lollipops
Liquidity36%
Community42%
Marketing6%
Team1%
Burn15%
Parallel coordinates

Strategy note

Discovered etched into a cave wall in Wyoming, hypnotoad was always destined to lead. $HYPNOTOAD is what your group chat will quote tomorrow. Built around the spirit of relentless apes, it ignores convention and speaks only in candles. Small team, loud heart, big dreams.

Roadmap phases

  • Phase 1
    • · sponsor a community showcase
    • · list on a cex (any cex)
    • · rent a billboard somewhere visible
  • Phase 2
    • · world domination (the friendly kind)
    • · burn 50% of supply on stream
    • · merch (probably)
  • Phase 3
    • · release the whitepaper (collector's edition)
    • · make a telegram
  • Phase 4
    • · ama with a literal celebrity
    • · second moon
    • · moon
    • · valhalla